Friday, April 18, 2008
I'm baaaaaack!
After a week of not being on the Internet (and feeling like I was disconnected from mankind), I hopped on the blog trail to find that I had been "tagged" by the sweetest little gal in AZ. (I miss you, Sara M!) Stay on board; you'll discover some unbelievable things about me. Seriously unbelievable! :-)
10 years ago I was:
Helping the government develop the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity (Task force initiated to aid people in getting over insecurity complexes. Americans seem to have boatloads of them!)
Things on my today list:
- Give Martha Stewart a few tips on gardening.
- Phone conference with Tiger Woods. (I really could help his shot!)
Snacks I enjoy :
- Munching on napkins (No calories, gals!)
- Fat free water
- Sometimes I get in the mood to visit a salt lick.
If I were a billionaire:
I would definitely help needy people such as Bill Gates.
3 bad habits:
- Gargling with Drano.
- Cutting nose holes in my comforter so I can sleep under the covers without feeling like I am suffocating.
- Force feeding mothballs to the neighbor's cats.
Places I have lived:
- Timbuktu
- The Past
- Greenland's Icy Mountains
- My Imagination
Jobs I've had:
- Spiritual advisor to Billy Graham
- Assembling dishcloths that never stain
- Airport security job (I wanted to act like a policeman without the training.)
You only thought you knew me! :-)

  posted at 10:41 AM  
  11 comments



11 Comments:
At 2:34 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

Ha! You're too funny!

 
At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...only you!!

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Janette said...

You are hilarious!

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger Sarah Cook said...

Ha! You have quite the imagination!

By the way... you are in trouble, young lady! ;-) Sharing secrets with our friend Jamie S, huh? I love you, anyway! Those are precious memories! Ha!

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Tamra said...

You crack me up!

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

Ha, Ha! You're hilarious! If only I had thought to be so witty...

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Julie Waggoner said...

You've had quite the life!
Julie

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Taylors said...

Okay, thanks for the laugh!

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger tacomom said...

There's one way to tackle those quizzes (and avoid telling on yourself :)

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

Thanks for the laughs.
:o)

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Sarah Cook said...

Martha,
Are you okay out there?! Been missing your posts! I love reading your blog... it cheers me up :-) Love you, guys!

 

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